"Satan's spawn are having a lucrative old time today. The calendar says this is the 6th day of the 6th month of the millennium's 6th year."
—From Date With the Devil, in today's Washington Post.
Also cited in the article is today's release of "The Omen," the remake of the creepy '76 film of the same name, She devil Ann Coulter's Godless: The Church of Liberalism, and The Rapture: In the Twinkling of an Eye, Countdown to the Earth's Last Days, the latest installment in the end-of-days thinking "Left Behind" series.
Also on tap today: "No Armageddon for Bush" an antiwar rally in front of the White House.
And if you can't get enough of Satan-inspired conspiracy theories, the Post also runs the wonderful graphic of how the original plan of D.C., designed by Freemason Pierre Charles L'Enfante, reveals one large occult symbol: the Pentagon, err.. we mean Pentagram. (Scott, are you listening?)
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